IF I or you were king, the world would be a very different place. So let's hear it, what would you do if you were king of all. Share us your secret fantasies (well, not THOSE fantasies. And also let's keep in the biological bountries).

So thing is that you can rule and decide every thing. For example, you can order everybody wear pink raincoats with green dots. But do not flame and don't post all the clichés (like you'd stop hunger and wars. We've all heard'em and we'd do them also). So use your imagination and let's just goof around and have fun!

And please start your rulings with the word "When I am king..." so that we know when you are ruling and when just commenting.

I'll go first:
When I am king, I will change the spelling of the word "team", so that there would be an "I" in team!

when i am king i will hire a gourmet chef to make all my food. i would also order myscrnnm to die.

That's a perfect example if the rulings which I didn't want (I said no clishées, eh )


When I am king, I will make polygyny (men can have multiple wives, but women can only have one man) allowed so that men can more easily have groupsex!

it is spelled cliché

In my defense I must say that my native tongue is not english and I have troubles writing it also in finnish, so...

If i was king... Dude, what time is it in Finland!? 12:08AM?

That's no excuse. When I speak in English, and don't know how to spell a word, I look it up.

Well excuuuuuuuse me for not having a dictionary on hand. And on this hour, I really don't bother.



And Timey, it's 1:15AM. I can't sleep, 'cause I took some medicine for my fever/cough/flu/headache and now I can't sleep.

It's called the Internet...

Again, on this hour, I really don't bother. My mind isn't really working right now so let's just skip it AND GET BACK ON TOPIC!

When I am king, I'll have all dictionarys burned, 'cause I'm sick and tired (literally) of these kind of spelling misshaps.

It's really not that hard, yet you manage to type, click, and post around KL...

when i am king i will make russia my palace.

Why can't we just let it be. I admit I'm lazy and I don't care about grammar, so just shut up now. Please. Make a post related to the topic, anything, just stop bugging me.

Okay, okay, i'm sorry, but I didn't say anything about your grammer.

When I am King, I will nuke Japan.

When I am QUEEN, I would... Take the soldiers out of Iraq, throw GWB in jail, and all his crooked advisors. I would tax all the people according to wealth, for example:
Billionaires: pay 1 fourth
Millionaires:pay 1 eighth
People with 500k: pay 1 20th
People with 100k or less total: Don't have to pay. Recieve money of stinky rich people.
This is a one time tax. Also, I would ban smoking and post more people on drug patrol...

Besides that, I would order all unrational, biased, racist, godmoding obsessed fanboys to be thrown in jail in one huge cell. The king of them all will get...nothing.

Ever heard of m-w.com? Apparently not.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that females can put queen there. But that's a lot of clichés (see I spelled it right), I was hoping more humouristic rulings.


And yes myscrnnm, I've never heard of that.

If I was king, I'd make Pie Day (Jan 23rd) well known.

There is an offical Pie Day?! Howcome nobody mentioned it to me!?!

I only found out about it the other day.