myncknm
Nov 19 2007, 04:04 PM
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Okay, so, the only requirement is that it must be in verse.
Hmm... how to start this...
How about...
Pat smacked Mack with a tack, said the rat.
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-----Edit-----
Oh yeah, and put all side dialog... hmm... in a code box please.
Aqua Roach
Nov 20 2007, 08:43 AM
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John lacked to smoke crack with a baseball bat.
LucresSerebii
Nov 20 2007, 04:14 PM
So Pat gave Mat a smack on the butt crack.
djbob
Nov 20 2007, 08:06 PM
And then Aqua Roach misinterpretted myncknm's use of codeboxes,
(
QUOTE(Aqua Roach @ Nov 20 2007, 08:43 AM)
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John lacked to smoke crack with a baseball bat.
)
LucresSerebii
Nov 20 2007, 08:26 PM
And then he went to greenhouses,
myncknm
Nov 21 2007, 12:50 AM
Where everyone ate giant capybara mouses,
LucresSerebii
Nov 21 2007, 12:51 PM
And a man asked myncknm "Why art thou wearing thy mother's blouses?"
myncknm
Nov 21 2007, 01:12 PM
To which myncknm responded, "Your mother is a cow's sis!"
Aqua Roach
Nov 21 2007, 02:07 PM
That's obese, with hernias, and cysts!!
LucresSerebii
Nov 21 2007, 02:09 PM
Dost thee wish to be attacked by an Exorcist?
myncknm
Nov 21 2007, 07:57 PM
Exorcists don't attack, last I heard
LucresSerebii
Nov 21 2007, 08:09 PM
Then you must have heard from a plum curd.
myncknm
Nov 21 2007, 08:13 PM
Curd schmurd
LucresSerebii
Nov 22 2007, 11:04 AM
Curd that tastes like shit from a bird.
Aqua Roach
Nov 23 2007, 05:02 PM
AKA a white turd.
LucresSerebii
Nov 23 2007, 09:33 PM
Thats why its a custard
Timebandit
Nov 24 2007, 06:19 AM
and then I ate all the mustard
Aqua Roach
Nov 24 2007, 09:23 AM
The mustard of luster
Timebandit
Nov 24 2007, 07:49 PM
Then we stopped rhyming with mustard, and ate some pie.
Aqua Roach
Nov 25 2007, 09:08 AM
That wasn't lemon, but was yellow from the dye.
Person from beyond
Nov 25 2007, 01:58 PM
And when he found out he began to cry...
LucresSerebii
Nov 25 2007, 02:59 PM
So we all fried him into a french fry...
myncknm
Nov 25 2007, 06:09 PM
And served him with the pie.
purrflicta
Nov 25 2007, 07:31 PM
and then I stole the pie on the sly, and sneezed.
Timebandit
Nov 26 2007, 02:41 PM
and the sneezed on the keys.
(Poetry isn't ALWAYS rhyming.
)
LucresSerebii
Nov 26 2007, 03:42 PM
Thou shalt use codeboxes for speaking, else thou shalt have fleas.
myncknm
Nov 26 2007, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(Timebandit @ Nov 26 2007, 02:41 PM)
and the sneezed on the keys.
(Poetry isn't ALWAYS rhyming.
)
CODE
Nice half-rhyme, though
Fleas, please, you couldn't seize
Timebandit
Nov 26 2007, 04:07 PM
Ah, then he ate some leaves.
purrflicta
Nov 26 2007, 05:14 PM
meanwhile, i wondered, code boxes confounding, about these mysterious pink blocks on the page
Aqua Roach
Nov 26 2007, 05:47 PM
Not just words, but whole thoughts stuck in a cage.
Timebandit
Nov 26 2007, 05:55 PM
Not just in a cage, put on a forum page.
Aqua Roach
Nov 26 2007, 06:13 PM
Not just on a forum page, but in the Pentagon's archives.
Timebandit
Nov 26 2007, 07:16 PM
And while they were looking at it on their archives, we ate silver oranges.
purrflicta
Nov 26 2007, 08:26 PM
As timebandit tried to annoy a less skilled poet than she who does not rhyme
Aqua Roach
Nov 27 2007, 06:40 PM
But Timebandit is the poet of Time.............Bandit
purrflicta
Nov 27 2007, 07:07 PM
The Watery Bug attempts humor, unbelevable puns in his speech
myncknm
Nov 27 2007, 07:33 PM
With striking yellow daisies in his feet
Aqua Roach
Nov 28 2007, 10:19 AM
Walking, looking for fishys to eat.
purrflicta
Nov 28 2007, 04:44 PM
and i, not knowing what to do, ate wheat
Timebandit
Nov 28 2007, 05:42 PM
and I ate meat.
LucresSerebii
Nov 28 2007, 05:48 PM
And, so mcuh meat he ate that he had huge feet.
purrflicta
Nov 28 2007, 06:08 PM
which to all of us was quite a treat
Timebandit
Nov 28 2007, 06:26 PM
and then we stopped rhyming with treat, and all gathered and ate some Bratwurst. (Again with the food)
purrflicta
Nov 28 2007, 06:34 PM
I liketh not bratwurst and so ate ham
CODE
new challenge: iambic pentameter!
LucresSerebii
Nov 28 2007, 07:11 PM
But the ham was really a tin can.
Aqua Roach
Dec 2 2007, 11:49 PM
a tin can with a skinned man
LucresSerebii
Dec 3 2007, 04:02 PM
the skinny man asked, why are your cheeks so drawn and your eyes so sunken?,
CODE
Epic of Gilgamesh, they repeat that phrase every other sentence
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